I'm the worst cumedian in the world. I've been BANNED from The Comedy Connection before it WAS closed down because there were big giant rats underneath the place as it was on the wharf st on Cummercial Street...Comedy Clubs across the world DISCRIMINATE AGAINST EVERYBODY UNEQUALLY across the globe...it's a Comedians' Job to discriminate unequally against everybody...I would know about something like this: The chances of me getting hired to be a Comedian anytime soon are very great provided that I decide to become the MC for the Nite...I'm the guy people cum 2 when they want answers & more...I look like someone who has a kind heart but I have a very filthy mouth & sometimes just to get to bed at nite I actually have to write down new comedy material...
It's All Good 2015/16
UnHappy Comedians make the best comedians in the world...doesn't matter where you live...Make sure that you laugh 50++ times per day to keep yourself HAPPY, more like 100++ times per day...that way you will get enough endorphins going that the serotonin & other chemicals in your brain get dispersed all throughout your body and you feel better about your self & where you are headed w/ your crazy mixed up unfunny life thats much too serious for anyone to bear...THATS why I'm a LOUSY CUMEDIAN...I make jokes to make people laugh & to feel better about their lousy, mixed up & crappy unhappy self...Rock On w/ Your Bad Self...that would be The Hues Corporation's only hit that I know about...there was another one but that one hit the lower end of the American Top 40 sometime in '73 if I remember correctly. 2 Hit Songs off an album will make a person SET 4 LIFE! I would know about something like this...HAPPY LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF...I truly hope it does fall off or at the very least you end up pissing & crapping yourself from too much laughter...NOW...Most People prefer my brand of filth as its definitely a brand...BRANDING...I have to take it easy and be less sleazzzy & well, U know the rest...I can be a cumedian who does X-Rate Comedy or G-Rated Comedy...I've been known to do BOTH but not in the same evening...
Sin-cerely,
Unfunny Unpforfessional Cumedian
Professor Ashley Lenartson,
The Cumedian...
It's All Good 2015/16
UnHappy Comedians make the best comedians in the world...doesn't matter where you live...Make sure that you laugh 50++ times per day to keep yourself HAPPY, more like 100++ times per day...that way you will get enough endorphins going that the serotonin & other chemicals in your brain get dispersed all throughout your body and you feel better about your self & where you are headed w/ your crazy mixed up unfunny life thats much too serious for anyone to bear...THATS why I'm a LOUSY CUMEDIAN...I make jokes to make people laugh & to feel better about their lousy, mixed up & crappy unhappy self...Rock On w/ Your Bad Self...that would be The Hues Corporation's only hit that I know about...there was another one but that one hit the lower end of the American Top 40 sometime in '73 if I remember correctly. 2 Hit Songs off an album will make a person SET 4 LIFE! I would know about something like this...HAPPY LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF...I truly hope it does fall off or at the very least you end up pissing & crapping yourself from too much laughter...NOW...Most People prefer my brand of filth as its definitely a brand...BRANDING...I have to take it easy and be less sleazzzy & well, U know the rest...I can be a cumedian who does X-Rate Comedy or G-Rated Comedy...I've been known to do BOTH but not in the same evening...
Sin-cerely,
Unfunny Unpforfessional Cumedian
Professor Ashley Lenartson,
The Cumedian...
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